arse monkey

An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!

It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"

"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"
by joby read January 11, 2008
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mall monkeys

A variation of mall rat. Also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic
by Kaji February 29, 2004
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Plump Monkey

This term comes from the dirty south. Most common in Atlanta, plump monkeys are fat women, usually in their 20s, that feel like when intoxicated that are no longer fat, but supermodels, and feel they are good enough to talk to good looking men. They usually hang around the bar and squeeze their fat breasts together in hopes that someone will buy them a drink, when what they really need is a Diet Coke or a swify kick in the crotch.
"Hey dogg, is that missy elliot over there?"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"
by T-Money March 30, 2004
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Gangsta Monkey

A white girl who tries to act black.
Eddie: Look at that white girl trying to act black.
Thai: Her name is Kelly.
Eddie: She is such a Gangsta Monkey.
by nuni13 April 16, 2010
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snowball monkey

A girl who indulges in the art of snowballing
Lisa is a snowball monkey!... so is steve!
by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002
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Ass-Monkey

Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003
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tracksuit monkeys

Low class yobbo who wears a track suit bright coloured footwear.

Drinks copious amounts of alchopops and cheep lager.
Look at that twat... he looks like a right tracksuit monkey
by Dezza July 18, 2003
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