An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!
It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"
"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"
"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"
by joby read January 11, 2008
by Kaji February 29, 2004
This term comes from the dirty south. Most common in Atlanta, plump monkeys are fat women, usually in their 20s, that feel like when intoxicated that are no longer fat, but supermodels, and feel they are good enough to talk to good looking men. They usually hang around the bar and squeeze their fat breasts together in hopes that someone will buy them a drink, when what they really need is a Diet Coke or a swify kick in the crotch.
"Hey dogg, is that missy elliot over there?"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"
by T-Money March 30, 2004
A white girl who tries to act black.
Eddie: Look at that white girl trying to act black.
Thai: Her name is Kelly.
Eddie: She is such a Gangsta Monkey.
Thai: Her name is Kelly.
Eddie: She is such a Gangsta Monkey.
by nuni13 April 16, 2010
by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003
Low class yobbo who wears a track suit bright coloured footwear.
Drinks copious amounts of alchopops and cheep lager.
Drinks copious amounts of alchopops and cheep lager.
by Dezza July 18, 2003