mactard

Someone who is incapaple of using a Mac

I cannot coordinate a slow-moving mouse with only one button because I am a mactard

by jamlip April 29, 2005

Master Blaster

Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.

I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.

by VickersVagina March 29, 2010

Master racing

Furiously masterbating before your significant other gets in the room.

While my wife was in the shower I was master racing in the bedroom

by Pinhead McGee December 30, 2016

Master Troll

Typically a self appointed title claimed by social media fucktards.

I am the Master Troll.....

by Orwell knows January 29, 2017

Masta G

From the slums of Boston, the pimp of Beantowne, also known as G-Money, G-$, Da G Masta, or Da Muddafuckin' G.

Producer of dope hip-hop beats and tracks, soon to be all over the country blowin' up. Causing a MAJOR buzz in the city of Boston, and always keepin' shit tight.

Doesn't fuck around with nobodies, only messes with perfect tens.

Dude #1: "Shit man I went to the DOPE club last weekend... shit was off the HOOK."

Dude #2: "For real? Who was spinnin' tracks?"

Dude #1: "Masta G, fool! He was bumping CRAZY beats and had ALL his bitches with him!! Shit was TIGHT!!"

Dude #2: "Awwwww shit!!! He gonna be there this weekend?!?!"

Dude #1: "Hell yea he is!"

Dude #2: "Well can I come wit ya?"

Dude #1: "Psshhh, fuck naw, you broke ass bitch. You can't fuck wit G-Money!"

by Frankulous September 23, 2008

Master_User

Master_User, is all-knowing, and all-powerful.

you are, like Master_User.

by Master_User November 13, 2007

master gamer

a girl who is 1337 pwnage at wow

damn carlos your sister is a master gamer

by Mat jonstone December 25, 2007