Life's a bitch, and then you die 

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.

Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."

Life's a bitch, and then you die by BeansyWeansy June 6, 2024

Life Ignoring

when someone starts to go on the internet so much they lose ahold of reality.

"is he life ignoring? "
"i dont really know, that life ignorer has been playing games for 48 hours nonstop!"
"well, should we leave that life ignorer alone?"

Life Ignoring by SaturnMist4 June 10, 2024

life is roadblocks 

life is roadblox real
used by dj khaled

dj khaled: Life is roadblocks

life is roadblocks by 22222222SSA July 14, 2024

life is novel 

Positive response based on the mishearing of the lyric "Life is a Novel" in the Ensemble Stars!! song Shukufuku no Library (lit. "Library of Blessings") by Valkyrie. The use first arose from certain internet users not realising the phrase featured an article and thus assuming the phrase featured a play on words, with the word "novel" being able to play both the role of a noun (in the sense of book) and that of an adjective (in the sense of new). It is usually preceeded by the word "godbless" (mirroring the song, where the single word is sung before the phrase in question), but is suitable for any kind of conversation.

A: "godbless"
B: "life is novel, just like the hit song shukufuku no library by valkyrie ensemble stars"

P: "WEVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT GAY SEX FOR 2HOURS AND 28 MINUTES"
D: "life is novel"

life is novel by knightsuwuta August 16, 2024

Life Rapist

One who fucks up the lives of unsuspecting friends and relatives and then gaslights you into thinking it was all your idea.

Everything was going according to plan, until that life rapist of a cousin of yours came along and put his "two cents" in

Life Rapist by Icantsaywhatkindofdoctor August 18, 2024

Life-washing 

When a person shows and manifests a luxurious and well-lived life on social media, that is not necessarily true. Can be used to improve one's social and public image. Associated with "showing off" for the sake of getting awe from its audience. Derived from "sports-washing" and "green-washing".

This person is clearly life-washing, his/her life cannot possibly be this good and easy!

Life-washing by Strand3n October 10, 2024

Life of Leisure 

A life of money and relaxation, where one never requires a job or the need to work hard and instead solely relies on their parents money or inheritance.

Mom I don't want to go to fucking college, just let me live a life of leisure.

Life of Leisure by Double d and Tofu November 23, 2024