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Lefty

An analytical thinker. The left-brained thinker. The mystery-solver. The solution-finder. The lefty's mind thinks more like a computer than a human. A lefty will not rest until they find the answer to the problem, because in their mind there is no peace with "I don't know"!
(v) I can't keep up with him, he's way too lefty for me!

(n) Lefty just figured out what was wrong with the car.
by Lefty Goldenrod February 3, 2010
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Leftist

A weak, insecure person who watched too much porn and developed degenerate fetishes from it and ended up getting indoctrinated into political internet groups that convince them that there’s nothing wrong with their blatant flaws and that it’s society’s fault for even suggesting that there’s an issue. They typically have a very bad mental state and poor relationships with their parents.
“Yeah I’m a leftist. Yeah I also have a severe porn addiction and get all my knowledge about economics from internet groups. Yeah I hate my parents. What about it?”
by YEKING_ December 24, 2020
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Karl Marx was a leftist and therefore a hypocrite
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Louisiana leftover

A Louisiana leftover is when someone takes a crap inside a woman's vagina, puts saran rap over it and lets it ferment for a few months. They then proceed to eat the turd that was festering inside her.
by 8=====>---- February 7, 2009
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leftover

The ugly friend of the hot girl. The one 97 percent of dudes wouldnt even consider hooking up with, but, 2 percent are glad any female with a twat between her legs will even look at them so they abide.

The 2 percent who would either don't admit to sleeping with her or are butt ugly dudes rejected by the hot one first.
D: Damn, I wanted to go to Prom with Amy and she rejected me BUT her ugly friend wants me. Why am i always stuck with the leftovers?

Bob: Cause you're destined to having the leftovers, you should have never tried to get with the hot one anyway, dude, look at you.
by lsksjjrr June 30, 2010
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Swedish Leftovers

During a blow job, the male sticks his dick so far in the chick's throat she vomits.
I was getting a bj the other day and ended up going in too far and ended up getting Swedish Leftovers.
by Wønderbread January 24, 2010
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Leftwing Extremists

Something in great abundance and yet you will never hear LEFTWING EXTREMISTS uttered on all of the radical leftwing liberal tv NEWS channels such as ABC,CBS,NBC,CNBC,PMSNBC,CNN,PBS and so on.However you will hear all of those channels saying "rightwing extremists" wuite regularly which is a testament to their LEFTWING EXTREMISM!!!!
During the DC snipers' insane shooting spree all of the LEFTWING EXTREMIST LIBERAL MEDIA channels all speculated around the clock that the shooters were,"white,Christian,right-wing extremists"...

This is because the insane-liberal-media's news anchors are all "RICH,WHITE,BIG-CITY,FUCKTARDS" with a slanted opinion stemming from total ignorance!
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