jizza

Jewish pIZZA= JIZZA. its that kosher knock off pizza that tastes like crap but you have to eat if youre getting a slice coke and fries for only $4. Usually found in highly populated jewish neighborhoods such as midwood area on ave j and ocean parkway in brooklyn

mike: what'd you have for lunch today

matt: i was starving so i had to settle for some jizza, you just cant beat the special

by mhornets October 11, 2007

Jizz sock

When you jizz in your condom after having sex

Girl: what's that?
guy: it's my jizz sock, sock waste : cum

by Guy92 March 25, 2010

Jizz Kissed

To Get Kissed By A Girl After She Gives Oral Sex To Another man and swallows his cum.

Yo Dude U just Got Jizz Kissed.

by Sherfo June 19, 2009

jizzamagoo

a word made up by 73# |_|1332 1337. aka matt. an insult, also meaning "loser, yugioh nerd, or buttplug"

look at that loser, i think his name is dan. what a jizzamagoo.

by louizzle January 25, 2004

Jizz Burger

A hamburger with only mayo. Whenever one bites into a jizz burger the grease and mayo unite to form a jizz like substance.

"what did you get to eat?" - dude1
"a big juicy jizz burger!" - dude2

by stupidpseudo September 26, 2009

Jizz Soup

a soup containing blended strawberries and cut up strawberries with some sugar, usually served in lunch meals at schools

Man, that Jizz Soup today at school was the best!

by 190 Loads November 22, 2011

Jizz-Man

A man who loves to throw care packages to kill his friends. Is often a man who crys during sex, and apologizes to the biker gang when their finished with him

"dude you got your ass kicked!"

"well at least my ass wasnt as torn up as the Jizz-Man!"

by Bantasaur October 18, 2011