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Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020
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Jordan

Damn! That dude gives off Jordan energy.
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Jordan

A person with a very kind personality, but can definitely take you in a fight. Jordans are usually madly in love with Millie Bobby Brown and will not hesitate to kill you if you talk badly about her. Jordan loves Millie, but will never talk about her in an inappropriate manner.
Whose phone is this with Millie as the wallpaper?
It’s DEFINITELY Jordan’s!
by BrettAndButter September 18, 2022
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Jordan Weatherbee

"Do you think Jordan Weatherbee is gay?"
"No, I think he just likes dick in his ass."
by Fairytail guild member May 12, 2017
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the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports
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Jordan

Jordan a hot sexy beast. Is a beast at soccer and get all the ladies
by Gappy Jo October 24, 2015
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Jordan Barr

A tall guy who insists he’s really good at fortnite but is at most a casual player, 0 fortnite skill whatsoever
Jordan Barr has no skill with a game of fortnite
by Theman8383848 August 4, 2024
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