Human

A human is something Osama Bin Laden is not.

Osama: "i am in fact, a human"
Me: "Shut up man, you died years ago"

by Toilet Prime December 15, 2022

Humanisms

Silly little things most people do. Seeing someone else doing one can make you feel a connection to them, even if you know nothing about them.

That person over there’s bouncing their umbrella back and forth between their knees just like I do… I love humanisms like that.

by nickinack December 26, 2022

Human

The best specimen to ever exist unlike monsters such as dogs, whales, elephants etc etc etc.

I hope all animals go extinct except for humans

by Nascarfan2007 January 2, 2023

Human Drano

Slang for Prune Juice, which helps clear up constipation quickly. Drano is a fast-acting liquid chemical used to unclog drains and pipes, such as those found in sinks. In a similar sense, prune juice is used to unclog your bowels; as such, it acts as Drano for humans, hence the name.

That Human Drano I got at the supermarket cured my constipation in about 5-10 minutes.

by TheFiend138 January 5, 2023

Non-Human

An animal that isn't related to the human species.

Fox 1: Are we apart of the weird furless monkey thing?
Fox 2: No, we're non-human idiot.

by Zach T. Radass January 8, 2023

Human

The best species of animal known to anything that exists. If you found this, YOUR A GOD

Human is Evolved Monke

by DanteThePiggyHeroYT January 12, 2023

Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

by ..ms.. April 5, 2023