The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 13, 2021
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Holy Bubbles

A replacement for holy sh** but a kid friendly version when ur not allowed to cuss.
Boy: You passed your exam
Girl: HOLY BUBBLES
by 1Tacocat1 December 17, 2022
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Holy polo

When you put tooth paste in a women’s arsehole and stick a polo on there while you destroy de pussy
We should take our relationship to the next level, I suggest a “holy polo
by Papa lice lick my rice March 13, 2021
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holy hoops

The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.
Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?

Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
by Alberta Payne January 12, 2014
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Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage
Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw
by yoinkysploinkyguy March 09, 2024
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Holy, Guy

A phrase used by Aboriginal (first nations, inuit, metis) people to exclaim amazement, such as holy shit or oh my god. Most of the people who use this term are poor and uneducated. This term originated in in mid-western Canada (Saskatchewan).
(A guy just fell over)

- Eh! Holy, guy. Just fuckin' falls over, guy. What a dumb boyo.
by Tristian. February 12, 2011
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Shit Fucking Holy

When something already is, or is becoming, so much better than imagined, then it be gettin fuckin holy
Guy With Donuts: “Guys, it’s Friday!”
His Bro: “Finally, shit fucking holy!”
by FrankieFox0714 March 08, 2019
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