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modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.
by cyan May 9, 2022
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a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma August 27, 2016
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Human resources

Primay a Hispanic picnic, skinny jeans and mini skirts required upon exiting.
by Thesenutzz November 5, 2019
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Human incubator

A gestational carrier, also known as a surrogate. A woman who carries and “incubates” a non biological fetus until birth.
My sister acted as a human incubator and gave birth to my biological son.
by Baby Shark RN June 13, 2019
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human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere
Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance
by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023
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Humans

Please verify if you're not an alien ⬜
Human is an intelligent being used for corrupting this world of discoveries or some sh*t
f*ckin each other until it's done for...
living on the earth with humans🤓 and animals🐶 living inside
by BirdyIsCool May 7, 2022
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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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