a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)
bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”
really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”
the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”
really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”
the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”
by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025
Get the goober mug.gobbed is when u or someone is lost what the individual is saying and confused or when someone thinks they know something when there really confused
Rayray why you removed me form your acc what i do?dont act goobed like u aint tell my girlfriend i was cheating.
didnt i meet u at the lake Saturday on that 2man? wha im goobed
didnt i meet u at the lake Saturday on that 2man? wha im goobed
by lamarblkbaby March 25, 2025
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by Hellsercon March 29, 2025
Get the Gone - Goon phone mug.A word I coined, A combination of “goober” and “goofball”. Used to describe a person who acts so super duper wacky and or dumb that you are forced to combine “goober” and “goofball” just to begin to describe their behavior.
Bertram has been acting a fool all day, pulling all sorts of Peewee Herman type tricks… he is such a gooberball!
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“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
Get the Goober mug.Aslume is a parody on the word asylum, originated from the subreddit BatmanArkham.
Generally, this defines fandoms of a niche acting a role of satirical insanity.
Going aslume is represented with terms such as "brain-rot", defining how the fandom's humor has rotted their brains.
Two examples could be given of going aslume; Jujutsu Kaisen, and Invincible, the former popularizing this form of humor, as the latter continued the trend.
Generally, this defines fandoms of a niche acting a role of satirical insanity.
Going aslume is represented with terms such as "brain-rot", defining how the fandom's humor has rotted their brains.
Two examples could be given of going aslume; Jujutsu Kaisen, and Invincible, the former popularizing this form of humor, as the latter continued the trend.
Fandom: Are you the strongest because you're sure, or are you sure because you're the strongest?
You: It's too late... They've already gone aslume...
You: It's too late... They've already gone aslume...
by Based Chef May 27, 2025
Get the gone aslume mug.a goober (prounonced goob-r) is someone who is acting stupid dumb or weird it can also be used jokingly as freaky
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