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double dutch 

Two men, each uses one hand to hold their own dick. With their free hands, they grab each other's arms and move them up and down, causing the men to essentially jerk themselves off. Not gay because technically, each man is only holding his own dick and the other's arm.
Where's Alec? I think he's double dutching with Jamie, even though he said his arms were sore lately.
double dutch by Ksenya69er April 3, 2009
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Double Dutch 

To use two or more types of contraceptives, usually a condom and the pill. Named after the dutch becasue of thier open attitude towards sex and contraception.
It's fine we'll Double Dutch
Double Dutch by FrBa July 22, 2011

Old Dutch 

A group sexual move originally developed by three Dutch-Canadian engineers in the 1980's, and named after a brand of potato chips popular in Canada. To preform it, a couple (the original couple was straight, but it is also performed by gay men) proceeds to have anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position, and the third participant (always a female), squirts vaginal fluid onto both of them.

The man or woman receiving anal sex then would defaecate on the woman that excreted the fluid, and then all three participants slam their genitals (or breasts for women) onto each other.

It remains a popular sexual past-time among Canadian engineering students.
Spencer's such a pimp, he picked up two sluts from our math class and made them do an old dutch. He really reeks today though.
Old Dutch by biomanrox October 19, 2010

Double-dutch

To jump two ropes simultaneously.
Double-dutching is harder than it looks.
Double-dutch by Moon Ultra December 22, 2009

Rusty Dutch Oven

When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.
Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.
Rusty Dutch Oven by xpartofitx January 17, 2012

delaware dutch oven 

When you fart directly in someone's mouth trying to cure them of hypothermia!
Megan was laying in bed freezing to death, so Lonnie used the technique called The Delaware Dutch Oven to revive her from the inside out.
delaware dutch oven by Redraw28 April 27, 2017

Double Dutch donkey 

A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!
“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion”
Double Dutch donkey by Lady sekhmet February 20, 2018