Flirt-by date

Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.
"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"
by leilawurm October 22, 2015
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Date Buddy

A close friend you go on dates with because you’ve got similar interests and like spending time with.
I had an amazing time at the art gallery with my date buddy, Garrett, last night!
by Teyana June 24, 2022
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Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting
Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.
by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018
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Dating podcast

A podcast format where a host (generally with conservative, right-wing viewpoints) invites a group of women to discuss their opinions and experiences about dating the opposite gender.

In the modern dating world, men, especially men with average looks, and income are finding it more and more difficult to attract a partner of the opposite gender. While women have found it easier and easier to obtain the ideal man they want thanks to dating apps and social media, which inversely makes it harder for average men who usually don't excel with that.

It would be very naive and ignorant to say otherwise. You could say it's a disease of sorts that men suffer from. And no better way to to profit from a disease than by selling the cure, but why sell the cure once, when you can continuously sell a treatment forever.

Which is where these dating podcasts come in. Who acknowledge the reality of these issues, while actively profiting from them and creating a continuous loop of giving poor dating advice, demonizing and antagonizing female guests who obviously only have a surface level understanding and aren't skilled debaters compared to the podcast hosts who have done years of research on the topics they discuss and debate about daily. Which causes these already socially awkward and lost men to become bitter, resentful and even more insufferable and unattractive to the opposite gender. Thus causing them to gravitate towards these podcasts, and well creating the loop.
Dating podcasts acknowledge real problems men face in dating, while also actively profiting from them and further perpetuating those same issues.
by ChickenChad January 13, 2025
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Pinball Dating

When you date someone in every which way different to the last person you dated, In a bid to find someone completely different. This is a vicious cycle that continues much like a game of "pinball" until they realise this strategy very rarely works...
Ryan - I was dating Toni. She was thin, 5ft7, blonde, really quite and girly. But it didn't work out so now I'm dating Liv, a curvy, crazy, brunette packed full of attitude. But If things don't go well, I'm gonna try with Elle. A cheeky, laidback, redhead whos on the university rowing team.
Matt- It sounds like you're "pinball dating" again.
by Pambz95 March 11, 2015
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frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).
caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?
by Sexydimma February 06, 2017
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date scrape

When a dog need to scratch its bum so badly it walks with its front legs only, dragging its arseclean your hole on the ground
Lucky did a date scrape down the grassy slope, looking like she was in a yoga class.
by Poll Hereford January 19, 2010
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