duck's nuts

The opposite of blue ball (see blue ball)

Man, Timmy's the duck's nuts when it comes to screwin' bitches.

by IDunno March 9, 2004

Duck Ass

The term "Duck-Ass" Originated in the school "Matthew Moss" where a boy called Matt Southworth was repeatedly called for his duck like features.

Look over there! Thats Matt The Duck Ass! Man he has a sexy ass!

by TK October 21, 2004

fuck fuck in the duck duck suck

uttered only when your frustrated or pissed off

Bob: do u remember the last time u saw my wallet?

Fred: ya i think u left it in the cinema

Bob: now you tell me?...fuck fuck in the duck duck suck!!

by motherfucking mike June 19, 2008

duck tour

A diversion that appeals to fat mutant disgusting sexless claymation land beast dragon bitches like Sandy Candy. That Sylvester and Tweety t-shirt accentuates the hideous lumpy sacks of greasy adipose tissue you call tits so well. As soon as that latest hellspun offspring slides out of your leaky, gaping roast beef curtains, you'll have time to go back to the Vineyard and have your picture taken at Dyke Bridge pretending to be Mary Jo Kopechne, only 300 pounds heavier.

The "duck" in "duck tour" comes from the military designation "DUKW" that was assigned to these amphibious landing vehicles built by GM. Sandy Candy doesn't know that because she learns all she needs to know from FOX News.

by Cap Hathaway January 11, 2008

Ducky Duck

Ducky Duck is one of the greater vipjemon around. Looks like a lame Donald Duck ripoff, but extremely powerful, due to the fact that he has many followers and family. Symmetryducky is his weakest relative, but even he is capable of destroying a Perreth in under 4 minutes, when using aggresive guerilla techniques. The latest discovery in the field of Vipjemon is Freddy Bleym, who appears to have been hiding from the other vips for 5 years now. Another well known Duckylike vip is QuasiDucky.

'On 15 Jan 2004 a giant Ras - Le - Bol was sighted, with approx 4000 Ducky Ducks floating around him'

'LOOK! A Freddy Bleym! Jeez thats what I call good fortune, these things use to hide at the back side of the moon'

by JArunsvis January 21, 2004

Rubber Duck

A crusty lump of drugs left in the bottom of a bathtub that has been used for making drugs.

"The rubber duck will fuck you up"

by meme5555 August 9, 2012

dutch duck

a retarded duck

12:31 <+lilchristiano> wats a dutch duck
12:31 <+Duckeh> me XD

by thisguy111!1 January 18, 2009