Corn Hog

A penis with anal corn on it.

I made the bitch eat chipotle corn twice. First from a burrito then from my Corn Hog.

by Iggy4u November 22, 2022

hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

Corn Ranch

When your dick is covered with std's and such.

no, i heard he has a corn ranch.

by olivegarden4 August 23, 2010

Corn fucker

A red neck farmer

He’s such a corn fucker

by jennicalee October 23, 2018

corn

Corn, a word that rhymes with porn. Shove it up your ass

corn

by chanstherapperum September 30, 2019

Corn Rover

A comb over made of corn rows.

he was going bald, but he loved his corn rows. So he fashioned his corn rows into a corn rover which made him look even worse...

by flannimal July 5, 2012

corner corn

The last of the popcorn in the popcorn machine hopper @ the movie theater. The scrumbins and old maids stuck in the corner that they have to work to dig out. Typically what you get for your $8, then the guy behind you in line gets the fresh batch.

Bro! I totally cut in line @ the snack counter, then paid the price with corner corn. The dink behind me got the hot & fresh. Hoist upon mine own petard, Bro.

Bro! Went to Chipotle for a chicken burrito, but they were down to corner corn, so I got steak instead. Dodged a bullet, Bro.

by gmbbs November 3, 2014