Ass Clown

Ass Clown is basically a cross between an ass hole and a clown. Members of Dirty Sanchez and JackAss are good examples of ass clowns.

I saw that guy trying to spray his mate with mace for fun. What a fucking ass clown.

by K2fatbob March 20, 2010

Clown Shoes

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.

(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"

by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009

Ass Clown

USNA FD Training Chief

Guy 1: Wow John is such an ass clown

Guy 2: really i always thought of him more as a ball bag

by Fireman27 December 30, 2009

clown lie

A lie only a clown would think anyone would believe.

The judge knew it was a clown lie.

by Knotty Johnny June 14, 2009

Brodio Clown

A brodio clown is a bro that is commonly seen in a brodio.

Dude, look at those brodio clowns crowded around Toco Bell.

by Smudgyboar January 16, 2011

Clown Shoes

about a size 23

Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"

by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011

clown snatch

A red headed female whose pubic hair resembles that of a clown.

I think clown snatch is wanting my johnson.

by urbandiclova October 20, 2010