The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Clown

Clown:
Someone who represents either fear or joy in an attempt to entertain others.
Those that fear clowns may waste away knowing they are missing out on the wondrously ridiculous clownage that could have been happening before them.
While people who enjoy clowns will probably have the time of their life and slowly be converted into a clown bb themselves.

Honk honk beep beep!

Someone: whoa look, there's a clown over there! What a cool guy.
Other person: boy, if I want such a dingo I'd think that's super neat.

by Kraeyn March 9, 2024

Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

Clown

A creepy ass thing that gets you under your bed at night.

I am a clown.

by KroutonMagan April 18, 2019

Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.

Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"

by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015

Talentless Ass Clown

Adnoun. A being bearing the title Jaden Smith who enjoys wealth and notoriety gained through no contribution of his own whatsoever. He will be the defining reason that Millenials will soon be broken down into separate subgroups so that people born in the late 80s/early 90s dont have to bear the shame of being generationally associated with something so worthless...and loud.

"+We ran out of clay pigeons to shoot, does that mean its time to head home?

-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place

+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.

by Normalcy unhinged July 14, 2019

Clowning

Acting like a "funny" character online but failing so hard to do so that people are wondering if you are being serious and in the process really retarded or plain stupid or really succesfull in doing so.

Clowning is wondering if someone is being stupid or playing a character:

I am wondering if Anunki is Clowing, i'm really not sure. His posts are so weird, nobody knows what he is on.

by ClutchChuck December 26, 2024