child predator

Jaxson Muzuk

Jaxson Muzuk is a child predator

by bigdaddy698 May 1, 2023

Child

TommyInnit

"why can't i go to the bar?"
Because you are a child"
"I AM NOT A CHILD, I AM A BIG MAN"

by PRESS THE BUTTON WILBUR November 6, 2020

Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.

Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.

by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021

Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023

Troll Child

a tall skinny person who is often physically abused by a Ma Ding Ding and emotionally abused by a Wee WeeYan.

synonym: Condiment, Anthony Wong

Look! Its Troll Child!

by Vivian August 24, 2004

Astral child

A child that is born from a human as a spirit, due to them breeding with one.

(e.g. 'A god and human had an astral child together and he was raised by his divine parent in the godly realm').

by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 5, 2025

child boil

the act of boiling a child

we ran out of food so we had to child boil

by Child Beater October 8, 2019