Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapchat bots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Captain Hook

a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand

When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.

by the rage March 28, 2015

Captain CamoPants

A name given to someone who wears BDU bottoms, or camopants.

Heya Captain CamoPants, I can't see you!

by Captain CamoPants March 30, 2008

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

The Captain Jack Sparrow

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.

She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried

by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014