The asshole you decides to take up two parking spaces in a busy parking lot because they think someone may park too close to their beaten up ghetto-mobile.
"That Diago-Bastard parked across two parking spots, I am never gonna get to the blue-light special in K-Mart."
by Krista-Lise May 6, 2005
Get the Diago-Bastard mug.Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.
by Marty January 30, 2005
Get the Bastedo mug.guy: theres that bitch shes a moron
girl: ya i heard she doesnt know who her dad is and her moms a hooker
guy: ya...shes a bastard
girl: no way man shes a moranic bastard.
girl: ya i heard she doesnt know who her dad is and her moms a hooker
guy: ya...shes a bastard
girl: no way man shes a moranic bastard.
by *~Jennerz*~ May 9, 2005
Get the moranic bastard mug.The act of putting ur penis in between a big butt and simply grinding in it with out actual internal sex.
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The act of putting ur penis inbetween the cheeks of a big butt
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The act of putting ur penis inbetween the cheeks of a big butt
Dude #1: wud u hit it?
Dude #2: yeah, how bout u?
Dude #1: yeah....
Dude #1: DAMN look at that big butt joint im bousta cheeky bastard that humongo ...
Dude #2: word up..
Dude #2: yeah, how bout u?
Dude #1: yeah....
Dude #1: DAMN look at that big butt joint im bousta cheeky bastard that humongo ...
Dude #2: word up..
by mini-vanna white November 11, 2006
Get the cheeky bastard mug.Bastard Fish: A great 2 man band out of St.Charles, MO. Known for only one song. (I Hate My Life)It is a ballad about hating ones life.
by D Masch August 25, 2008
Get the Bastard Fish mug.Feminine: A girl who is very horny for penis, drinks alcohol on a regular basis, takes taxis in order to get to places, and sleeps at your house, unwanted. You may often find these "Bastards" in groups. They are very compatible with each other. Some common attributes include having the need to place their lips on Gabe Gerhausers penis. And/Or being an illegitimate child.
Masculine: A grotesque looking boy/man. Attributes often include having excess acne on the face, being chubby or obese, looking like shit, and/or being ugly in general. And/Or being an illegitimate child, or an accident.
Masculine: A grotesque looking boy/man. Attributes often include having excess acne on the face, being chubby or obese, looking like shit, and/or being ugly in general. And/Or being an illegitimate child, or an accident.
Feminine: "Oh the other girls cant come? Well I'm really horny so I guess we'll just invite the bastards."
Masculine: "Awwww what the fuck! That ugly bastard must be Tyler Clark!"
Masculine: "Awwww what the fuck! That ugly bastard must be Tyler Clark!"
by Catalina Foothills December 16, 2011
Get the Bastard mug.Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.
by Bnugz November 20, 2006
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