johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

stirring the baby

Having sex while pregnant.

The doctor said it was ok to have sex, so I'm going home and stirring the baby.

by Volfan77 June 16, 2016

highway baby

The type of insult you give when wanting to insult somebody who's life has revolved around an adoption family. When your mother and father don't love you enough, or cannot financially support the family because of you so they drop you off on a highway. Commonly used on Call Of Duty

Hey~ Your such a highway baby

You're a highway baby

by Humpty Your Rumpty June 15, 2016

horchata baby

A baby that is a product of a White person and someone of Hispanic or Latino heritage.

Chad listens to Nickleback and watches Friends but thinks he's street because he watched Furious7 and is always chasing hot Latinas mamis with wide hips and big lips tryin to get with them and make a horchata baby.

by liteleftycappuccino May 14, 2016

Food baby

When someone eats a large amount of food causing them to look pregnant

Aaron had just finished his 5 course meal At the hotel. He leaned back and belched loudly rubbing his food baby
Hey can I have another pizza? He asked the waiter next to him
stuffed

by ethansawsome2002 June 13, 2016

acorn babies

When two midgets have a midget baby

This midget couple just gave birth to a couple of twin acorn babies

by Firewater82 September 14, 2016

beat the baby

It is a dance.(where they constantly have both hands and move in up and down mid air from there upper thigh.)

Kayla,beat the baby!

by Ask the G.O.A.T January 16, 2018