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anal dwarf

a dwarf who will out sexual fantasy from you stick his head up your ass
Last night Tom had a visit from the anal dwarf!
by underpants gnome August 12, 2006
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anal creampie

To ejaculate in another person's anus with out a condom, and then perform analinguis on them, licking it out.
After I busted my nut deep in Amy's ass, I buried my face between her cheeks and she gave me an anal creampie.
by Dr. Hoepenstein May 21, 2004
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anal sex

Sex up the ass. Measured in buttsecks
by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006
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anal sex

Sex in the rear, backdoor sex. Easiest in the back seat of a car.
Ben fucked the shit out of that slut kailey. everyone has anal sex with that cumdumpster, but he literally fucked her so hard up the ass she shit everywhere.
by Marcus69 November 6, 2006
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anal cunt

A grindcore band that many people say shouldn't have ever gotten a record label. Besides their parody "picnic of love" cd, I mostly agree.
dude: i love anal cunt!
other dude: if they got signed, I'm a monkeys uncle.
other other dude: well, you're a monkeys uncle then. but their picnic of love cd was cool.
Other other other dude: what are you supposed to do at their concerts, just sit around and look confused? you cant even dance to this shit.
gangsta: tru dat blood
other other other dude: here, I'm putting on thier picnic of love cd.

"I was selling flowers by the side of the road, when you came to my flower stand. I was telling you about pansies and roses, when you tried to grab my hand. tra la la la la la la la, tra la la la la la la la, sorry I'm not that kind of boy..."

gangsta: dis shyt is tyte
by kdsjfa May 3, 2006
mugGet the anal cuntmug.

anal allstar

a man highly skilled in the art of anal cavity penetration.
Dude, you're an anal allstar!
by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010
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Anal Lice

Small, or in some cases very large, maggot like creatures that dwell in ones nether regions (the anus(the shitter)), if one does not dry ones asshole after taking a large dump or receiving anal sex.
"I'm going fishing, please may I use some of your anal lice?"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"
by NicoleMcnunny January 18, 2009
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