pie my rye

when you laugh so hard you jizz your pants but you also want to rhyme

“oh my god you just made me pie my rye”

by mega_lad_zeke February 6, 2023

Pee Pot Pie

The sexual act of which a man or woman, fingers the hole of a man's penis.

Steve: "Did you hear that tyler gave dylan a pee pot pie last night?"
Devin: "Thats so messed up.."

by MDE4days December 5, 2010

pittsburgh pot-pie

Step 1. Pull out and ejaculate onto the womans vagina. Be sure to get uniform coverage. Step 2. Allow time for the semen completly dry. Sep 3. Using the head of your penis, begin poking at the hardened crust untill you once again reach the warm creamy inside.

I used a fan to help dry when I gave that bitch a Pittsburgh Pot-Pie last night.

by Dmanatphbu July 28, 2012

Lebanese Meat Pie

A Lebanese Meat Pie is when you are having sex underneath the bed covers and end up with explosive diarrhea that you leave to clean up until the fallowing day.

"I shouldn't have had that Chipotle burrito and tequila shots last night; my girlfriend ended up with a Lebanese Meat Pie in her bed the next day!"

by DJ White Eagle August 24, 2017

Grinch Cream Pie

1. When your having sex with someone and when they go to climax they shit every where. 2. An actual cream pie with the grinches face on it.

“Dude I gave that girl a nasty grinch cream pie”

“Bro sick”

“Yeah I gave her a grinch cream pie she said it was the best she had”

“Nice maybe you’ll go for a second date”

by Big nipple man September 17, 2019

slice of clock pie

a period of time

Hey, I need to talk to you about something. Let me know when you have a slice of clock pie.

by mamamm May 30, 2010

scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation

She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.

by Rev Diet August 17, 2016