A condition where people start foaming at the mouth whenever they hear news about Apple or Apple-products. It is very common with Apple Fan-People (iThink that is the politically correct term)
It is rumoured (A reliable source has confirmed it) that there is no cure yet but several companies are working on it. iNjunction lawyers are lining up to get the cures banned because of iPatents that have been registered by iSteve two days after his iNtroduction into this World.
It is rumoured (A reliable source has confirmed it) that there is no cure yet but several companies are working on it. iNjunction lawyers are lining up to get the cures banned because of iPatents that have been registered by iSteve two days after his iNtroduction into this World.
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