Tiny nuggets of poop left clinging to your ass hairs left to dry out and go crispy. Looks like coco pops
Dude 1: These ass krispies are driving me mad
Dude 2: do you even wipe?
Dude 1: nah they just fall out when they have gone really Krispy
Dude 2: do you even wipe?
Dude 1: nah they just fall out when they have gone really Krispy
by Am June 1, 2018
Get the Ass krispiesmug. A stupid, dumb, annoying and disgusting insect that enjoys being around asses. Can also be used when referring to people.
Teacher: Your friends are bad influences.
Student: Frick you mean?
Teacher: You don't even know. You damn ass-fly. You go ahead.
Student: Frick you mean?
Teacher: You don't even know. You damn ass-fly. You go ahead.
by I'mActuallyAMokumflow March 28, 2019
Get the ass-flymug. by charlesmkleroy March 9, 2020
Get the national grab ass daymug. Evaporated that cloud nine…
It was never mine…
The bubble has hence popped…
a stump remains … I stop…
Ponder all of this dream…
It wasn’t mine to be…
It was never mine…
The bubble has hence popped…
a stump remains … I stop…
Ponder all of this dream…
It wasn’t mine to be…
That damn reality…
At least I have a place to plop my ass…
Remember I will…
Those days my heart was filled…
SpongeBob would be impressed…
No box needed…
For this imagination…
At least I have a place to plop my ass…
Remember I will…
Those days my heart was filled…
SpongeBob would be impressed…
No box needed…
For this imagination…
by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 January 21, 2024
Get the Assmug. My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018
Get the Ass cookiemug. A white person or any other race in essence who ass kisses any kind of African culture based on merits.
-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!
-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!
"Randy Marsh Black Ass kissers giving stipends from reparations to people who manipulate a system to give them something many people in dire need will never see"
by The absolute August 18, 2025
Get the Randy Marsh Black Ass kissermug. by 200423388 August 11, 2019
Get the National grab ass daymug.