Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
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A group yelled "Whos dick" from their car as they drove past some people on a porch. They looked at each other and asked "What the fuck was that dumb shit?" to which someone replied "Junkies"
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Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
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