Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018

Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you”

by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018

Ass Rooster

When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.

I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.

by JayMan2018 November 19, 2018

Assing

Means Asking

What u assing me?

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

Ass

The best thing to eat when you're hungry or horny.

Fernando: "Damn, I could really go for some ass right now."

by derrefrdecf November 22, 2018

Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass

Someone who looks similar to a privileged toe head ass fool.

That boy used a 100$ bill at the Dollar General, Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass.

by PolonColon November 24, 2018

Ass Digging

The act of foraging underneath layers of clothing to provoke anal stimulation. This is usually performed in public, and by aestheticallly repulsive participants.

“Did you see the video of the guy ass digging that chick in the car park, Dave?”

“Look over there in the corner, another ass digging”

by Hooroodedoo November 24, 2018