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Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate
Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones
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ass trigger

That which turns one into a total ass, seemingly out of nowhere.
"That guy? Don't buy him shots of whiskey, that's his ass trigger."
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Jacking Ass

The Act of Being a Jackass
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Chris: “Bro stop jacking ass with that dude Paul!”
Jean: “I’m not jacking ass, I’ll be fine.”
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ass spot

What you ask from a homie when he tells you he's going somewhere. Most likely derived from the Latin 'Assi Totus Listus Tier', which was a colloquial request for contextual information upon one's departure. There is an (obvious) amount of ambiguity of particular interest to linguistic historians which some in the subfield subtly regard as the (not so obvious) greatest schism in academia prior to the codification of the Middle English Vowel Shift.

As a linguistically significant phrase the original did tend to attract more varied glances from those who heard than does the modern reinterpretation, for reasons both societal and religious. However, research shows that this type of slang was rooted in more among the common workermen of the potato farms spotting the countryside.
Jaskus Maximus translated: I must return home and ensure my heir falls asleep.
Manus Hypus translated: Can I get an ass spot tier list?
by Emilio Bromfeld July 23, 2021
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