national bite your boyfriend day

everybody with a boyfriend has to bite them every time they see them on October 13th

holy moly its national bite your boyfriend day im gonna go bite his ass

by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

National, tell your crush you like them day.

On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.

*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.

by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025

Natangle

An abstract drawing, often constructed by drawing a singular line which curves around a peice of paper and intersects with its self, creating spaces and shapes witch are colored in, using 2 or 3 different colors.

She doodled a natangle in her notebook while she watched her favorite show.

by Orca Man October 14, 2025

national crush day

October 19 is National Crush Day. Confess to your crush.

It’s October 19, it’s National Crush Day

by Hazleeeee October 19, 2025

National see gf ass day

It’s national see girlfriend ass day that means tell your girl what day it is and get a pic

October 19

Hey babe guess what,

It’s national see gf ass day!

by Mrfreakyfreak October 19, 2025

Nathan

Nathan is a name that is used to name children. Nathan is also an amazing friend and overall person in general, be a Nathan.

Person 1: "what's that dudes name?
Person 2: "him? That's Nathan! He's awesome!"
Person 1: "why's he in a full army suit.."
Person 2: "mind your business."

by Defnotolli October 19, 2025