A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack of consideration, or to express a lack of consideration of the other's predicament.
"i promise never to do it again"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"
"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"
"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"
"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"
"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"
or
"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"
"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"
"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"
"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"
"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"
or
"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"
by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005
Some guy into the internet and doing drugs decided to overdose while on an internet chat and webcam.
"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.
"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.
by buryme September 05, 2003
1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach
2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u
2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u
1
Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
2
Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something
Me:oh ok what’s up
Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening
Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
2
Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something
Me:oh ok what’s up
Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening
by Mainbitch2.0 March 01, 2019
Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.
Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.
Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.
by Gagump May 17, 2009
Pick Up Big Styleey
To pick up hot girls.
Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....
To pick up hot girls.
Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....
by drobe May 15, 2007
when someones says something about themselves or others you ask them 'r u sure about dat' in a very sarcastic and kinda questioning way
by doseSKLZ March 22, 2017