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Trump Boner

When a sleazy, older, rapey, & white millionaire gets a tiny erection and hits on any female.
"Eww, I would never touch you after seeing your Trump Boner! I have standards and I'm 14!"
by KreepyKirk August 13, 2017
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Donald Trump

An incompetent, serial lying demagogue. Historians will not be kind and will definitely rank him as the worst President of all time.

If you take George Wallace, Joseph McCarthy and Herbert Hoover mixed in 800 lbs of excrement that was squirted out of a rhesus monkey's filthy ass, it would be The Donald!
Donald Trump is embarrassment if you're an American & thank God that Joe Biden beat him like an egg
by Soul_Driver January 6, 2021
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stump the trump

When you and an amputee have anal sex, using the stump left from their amputated limb
Yooo Stacey , me and my WWII vet grandpa just tried to stump the trump last night
by Shutuplinda June 9, 2016
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Trump slapped

The act of being slapped in the face with a micro penis.
By Mikes bragging of his penis size Jessica thought she was going to get lucky, but instead she got Trump slapped.
by Larry Teach August 24, 2017
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Donald Trump

A dumbass cheeto that ruined america by building the fucking wall because how much he hates mexicans and a racist he is. also failed to make america great again
Donald Trump: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!

Person 2: nah i'd rather go home. bye bye
by caughtin8k June 2, 2023
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Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.
I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.
by Raging Consumer July 30, 2016
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Trump Card

A surprise last resort where you call a bunch of racists in to beat up someone instead of solving real problems.
I was in an argument with a guy on immigration policy when I pulled out my Trump Card and now he's in the hospital.
by gtg092x July 20, 2016
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