stabbing meat

The girl that just hangs around for all of the guys to poke.

"I am glad that Veronica is coming over tonight. There are a few of us here that could really use some stabbing meat. I am tired of jerking off."

-man talking to friend

by RickyPacific September 12, 2006

Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

Tree Meat

The brown stuff on trees that vegans eat. It is located on the trunk of trees and from a recent poll, it doesnt taste good and people actually don't eat it. Other word for "Tree bark".

Wow, I hope that those vegans don't or do die from eating tree meat!

by Sundick March 8, 2018

meat igloo

A woman's vagina. Popularized by Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I had my whole hand up her meat igloo.

by ZappBrannigan September 7, 2006

meat sock

Meat is another word for a man's member. so the meat sock, is the sock for your member. a meat sock is a condom.

i hit her in the face with some baby batter in a meat sock.

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004

meat sweats

when you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd poking out

Dude I gotta go, I got the meat sweats really bad and don't wanna shit myself!

by Hobbes69 October 18, 2013

meat gazing

to check out (hot) dudes.

All you girls were doing the entire night was meat gazing on myspace, squealing "OMG its HIIM!!" every five minutes.

by m34t 94z3 February 2, 2008