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The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
by Palm Knee June 7, 2025
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Wood

Something you find if you leave your house. Your floor might be made by it too, or your chair.
Random guy: WoW This Floor Is Made By Wood?
Random guy 2: Y e s My man.
by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
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Summer wood

Summer wood - A male erection influenced by the change in season and female summer attire.
That guys got Summer wood.
by udictionary2 July 17, 2014
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Brianna Wood

A steadfast mother to all her children borrowed baby or blood. Focused and a tenacious goal getter.

Resourceful, cunning, calculating and sly. Excellent at math, and anything she decides to learn is a quick boredom buster. Never alone, she requires the validation of multiple others and is in constant need of attention. Virgo. If she doesn’t get things exactly the way she says they should be, she will do literally anything to manipulate it into her favor no matter the cost.

Excellent planner. Vindictive with no conscience once she sets her mind to it. Obsessed with looking “pretty” physically, talks down about any person the moment they’re out of an earshot.

Will feign genuine concern to get others to divulge personal facts. It’s for the sole purpose of using said knowledge to later bring the self confidence down of that person if she senses they are in any way actually a better person than she can be, or more than likely is prettier outwardly than her.

Terrified of anyone learning just how truly conniving, false, and inwardly self conscious she is.

Her character is lacking any and all authenticity. But she can choose to stop being so empty and poisonous at ANY time. If she possesses the mental, emotional, and overall strength it’s going to take.
That Brianna Wood seemed so cool. It’s too bad she doesn’t know who she is. She thinks it’s cool to act like the popular girl in school. We’ve been out of school for over 10 years YO!
by spiritzr4reel February 6, 2022
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story-wood

Your Girlfriend tell a story while performing fellatio on you.
I asked rebecca if she woukd be able to preform story-wood while I watched.
by JBulls88 November 12, 2017
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butch wood

When you get a boner for a butch bitch
When a butch/dyke is horny
"This girl is really sexy" "bro, shes a butch" "oh well guess i have butch wood"
by TootyFruities June 5, 2020
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Mr Wood

tall, white man, with brown curly hair. He is the hottest teacher you’ll see and works in the science department.
mr wood is so hot
by dilf_lover November 24, 2021
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