eye-poking

The act of jabbing or piercing the eye ball with a pointed instrument such as a pencil or the index finger. Eye-poking is similar to eye-gauging except that eye-gauging generally employs the thumb and is used in self-defense.

An eye for an eye discourages eye-poking. ~ ..phiLip..

by kingphilip2 July 10, 2011

Eye candy

Eye candy is like staring at someone whom you find interested in and you think is hot.

My girlfriend (Chevell) is like eye candy every time I look at her it's like my eyes have a small orgasm.

by Chevell is a cutie September 27, 2017

Whispering Eye

A women's vagina.

Dialog from the movie Role Models:

Danny: I'd love to see you. (Talking to ex-girlfriend)
Augie: *Whispers a suggestion* And your whispering eye.
Danny: And your whispering eye.
*Closes phone*
Danny: Whispering eye?
Augie: It means vagina.

by Christina and Sophearith March 30, 2009

fud eyes

A derogatory term for someone who has narrow eyes, primarily those from the Far East.

OI, FUD EYES! MAKE US SOME NOODLES.

by JizzySpunkbubbles October 13, 2010

Salty Eye

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.

Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!

by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008

stevie eyes

When a object is within sight range but still can't see it

John: " have you seen my keys mate"
Fred: " there right in front of you mate. You still suffering from Stevie eyes"

by krazyboykronik92 December 16, 2016

Slay Eye

An eye that diverges in attraction. A slay eye is formally called tailbismus. A slay eye (tailbismus) can be due to; lack of tail for weeks, when a fine girl crosses your path, or when you drink the juices of a Panamanian prostitute. The danger of the condition is that the brain comes in time to rely more on multiple vaginas more than one and that part of the brain circuitry connected to the less-favored vagina fails to develop properly, leading to amblyopia (blindness) in that eye. In extreme cases of Slay Eye the blood vessels can scar the eyeball in a retinal ejaculation.

I was minding my own business walking down 6th Avenue and this global 9 crossed my path and gave me Slay Eye. Ever since then i'm been trying to strike everything.

by JonnyColes August 25, 2011