dead beat dad

a loser father who is almost never around, flaky, and breaks promises, usually made to his kids.

dad: hey, jimmy :) how would you like a tree house in the yard for your next birthday? i promise i'll build it for you. it'll be loads of fun!
lil jimmy: oh boy! i would love that! ur the bestest.
....next b-day: dad doesn't even show up cuz he's busy with his hooker friend...
lil jimmy: MOMMY! Daddy didn't come! WHY? *sniff*
mom: of course not. he's a dead beat dad.

by Kennedi Greene September 27, 2007

Achmed the dead terrorist

funny dead terrorist who makes fun of muslims, jews, terrorists and anything else to do with the middle east

Achmed the dead terrorist: I KILL YOU!!!

by Nss191489 June 10, 2008

dead 90 fest

when you are at a party with a ton of males, where each one has a dead 90.

1.) hopefully some bitches will come to this house to chill, i'm sick of this dead 90 fest.

2.) Eww, yesterday pags invited me to his house, i'm not going cuz it will be a dead 90 fest fo sho

by Charleston Rupert Smith III January 14, 2006

Fucking a Dead Horse

The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.

Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.

by JamesBeam November 16, 2010

Genetic Dead End

A homosexual who will not pass on his genetics to his offspring. Coined by Stephen Colbert, literally means a dead end for your family's genetics.

"Tyler told me he was gay; wait until his parents find out he's a genetic dead end.

by ToasterBoy15 July 02, 2011

that blows dead bears

when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.

"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"

by Jamie Packham March 07, 2005

dead babies in a bag

When a girl has issues from past relatioships that she holds on to and constantly talks about. Can also be used to refer to drama that a girl brings with her everywhere she goes.

"I am so sick of Sasha weighing me down with her dead babies in a bag." Said Carl.

"Those dead babies in her bag are her cross to bear, not yours, I say drop the girl if she can't drop the bag." Larry responded

by Mead A. Bayer April 25, 2007