Cap de tabla

Este un copil care nu intelege ceea ce vrei sa spui, de obicei raspunzand cu ceva complet gresit sau care nu are legatura cu ce ai spus
Q: Iti place brandul ASUS?
A: Da, fac lapte bun
Q: Ba esti un copil cu cap de tabla
by Copilul Destept aka. Gabi April 02, 2021
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Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.
Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!
by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023
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Black Cap

Being extremely dishonest in what is being said to a person or people. It is a term used to those that pretend/lie a lot about anything.
Ken: hey dudes i just banged 20 bitches in my car

Clyde: stop capping bro, why you always wearing the black cap around here
by Love=drugs March 16, 2022
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sry caps

A shorter version of sorry caps / sorry for caps, used when you accidently left on or pressed caps lock after sending a message, not noticing the mistake.
Random 1: bro what are you on about
Random 2: SHUT UP
Random 2: sry caps
by SHOTItt_ May 09, 2024
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working cap

Made-up name for money lended from business finance company to a business by James Thompson.
Hey this is James Thompson, inventor of all things ever made in the universe, universe included. I can get you some working cap, that's what I call it in 'the biz' you know? HAHA! No, but seriously not only can I get you working cap, but I'll also sell you my pet chupacabra for a pack of cigarettes. I may have no life, money, credibility or truth to anything I say, but I can get you some working cap for about 35% interest. I used to own Dubai also, then sold it after I found some less than stellar info on an audit I was doing for the Israeli government, but whatever. So what do you say about that working cap?!
by anti-JT December 20, 2010
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ayo no cap

Bro #1: I just shit out my ass
Bro #2: Ayo no cap
by fortnitebattlepassenjoyer8845 February 18, 2022
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Forest Cap

When you have extremely nappy hair, as if a forest.
"Boy, if you don't sit your forest cap ass down!"
by Mapitout March 29, 2016
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