Mash-Potatoing

V. Mash-Potatoing is the process of slamming a semi flacid boner, a.k.a. chub, into the lips of a vagina but not actually entering the vagina.

Billy: yeah i couldnt get it in her cuz i wasnt fully hard but we were still goin at it.

Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?

by craiggetshispooholelicked June 24, 2010

Soggy potato

When someone isn't good at having sex. Aka, they orgasm way too early.

Sam: "how was Freddy last night?"
Cole: "Ugh freddy is such a soggy potato."

by fishticks August 8, 2017

Potatoe Spray

- a spray of snow on a late season northwest cascade powder day, carve it frontside, carve it back side and the spray looks like diareah off the bottom of your board, thick, mooshy snow, soupy snow, wet and soppy but fun as hell.

- the spray that come's out at the end of your "potatoe gun" when you ignite it to lounch a potatoe 100 yards

: - We went up to stevens pass WA last saturday in late march, 15 inches of wet soppy snow fell the day before and all day long we were getting "Potatoe Spray" Turns that sounded like we were riding the water slide at Marine World.

: - When i lived out in sultan basin we used to launch Potatoes out of our make shift Poatatoe gun and the "Potatoe Spray" from the gun when we laucnhed them would cover a 10 yard radius.

by Jonny March 28, 2004

baby potatoes

Sucking on an Asian mans balls

baby potatoes

by Jack Styles February 14, 2015

potato theorist

A small group of people who beleive that many famous literary works from history are entirely based on the authors feelings towards potatos

#potamlet is the way potato theorist say the name "hamlet"

by tubbs kalevra December 16, 2014

Potato Pipe

When everything else fails... Grab a potato, a screwdriver, a tooth pick, and some tin foil!!

Cut some holes, and smoke out of it!!

Joe: Hey bro hand me the swisher!
Jon: Dude this thing fucking sucks!
Joe: Ah hell go get me a potato!!
Jon: Why?!
Joe: To make a fucking potato pipe!!!

by Toothless Joe December 21, 2010

naked potato

The act of putting a Mr.Potato head in ones vagina.

She couldn't find her dildo so she decided to do a naked potato.

by Jevan53 March 7, 2014