Tyson punch and munch

eating a girl out while puching her in the face

brian gave me a nasty tyson punch and munch after i gave him an anal probe

by trailerparkgrrl September 20, 2012

German Slotter Punch

A German Slotter Punch is when a guy is doing a girl missionary style, he puts his hard penis between her vaginal lips and then punches them both in the joined area. Can also be used on the anus as well. Is suppose to be very enjoyable for both parties but, if it just causes pain you are punching too hard.

Guy: Hey dude did you try that new move with your girl I told you about? The German Slotter Punch??

Friend: Yeah! I did it right beffore we both came and IT WAS AWESOME!!

Guy: Cool!! Good thing you didn't punch too hard because you can break your dick!!

by Deidrick November 25, 2011

Hawaiian Punch Guy

Your favorite technician

Koolaid Man is also Hawaiian Punch Guy
why

by ok hello i see December 15, 2022

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

Pony Punching Bag

In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.

“Yeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulance…”

by PPBEnjoyer December 15, 2021

Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!

I want to participate in Punch a microwave day

by Speegey December 19, 2021

Mid punch man

Can even fight anybody and get clapped by every verse

Virgin “hey mid punch man can solo your favorite anime verse”
Chad “goku solos mid punch man’s verse”

by anonymous April 8, 2022