Russian Viagra

Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.

*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then

by DrakoTheMuthaFucka March 24, 2018

Russian mountain slide

Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out

Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky

by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025

Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 10, 2016

Russian tunnel

A sex move where one shits in a woman's mouth and the woman shits after she swallowed it.

Me and my girlfriend did the Russian tunnel, we couldn't clean up

by BoatyMcstoopidface June 29, 2019

Russian Oven

When you blow hot air in your Russian girls Vagina and it blows back the smell on your nose.

Brandon blew into Tanya's vagina giving himself a Russian oven

by blincheeke February 3, 2021

Russian Crucifix

A form of torture where a person is bolted to a crucifix through their wrists, elbows and shoulders for their arms and ankles, knees and hips for their legs. Eight car batteries are then attached to the bolts from ankle to knee, knee to hip, wrist to elbow and elbow to shoulder. The result is usually non lethal.

Bri gave Sergio a Russian Crucifix for cheating on her.

by DaEif January 8, 2016

Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

• Vodka
• Water

Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

by SammyHammy May 25, 2023