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Great Job

If anybody managed to get up off their asses and do something today, I congratulate you. You're not a lazy fuck
by Malware. January 11, 2019
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saw-job

when a girl with braces gives a blow job but it cuts your dick
"A girl gave a saw-job last night hurt like a bitch"
by bongR3p@h December 5, 2009
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The Inside Job

The act of inserting your penis into a womans ass, then placing your hand inside her vagina and proceeding to jerk yourself off.
That skank last night was soo loose I had to hitter in the shitter, and do "The Inside Job" to Nut.
by Eric Isinya February 28, 2011
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Spin Job

What happens when you and a girl are doing anal sex and while her arse is up, you stick up so that you can use it as an axle and spin around it. Basically a vertical helicopter.
"Aw, Darla, as we were on our honeymoon and having our private time, he all of a sudden did a spin job! Can you believe it? I didn't know he was such a risky guy!"
by HeatBeat July 19, 2016
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job tenyear

A status of special privileges that is granted to someone after having been employed with a company for a decade, such as guaranteed job-security, a significant raise, etc.
Job tenyear can be a good thing, but sometimes it can make the employee overly bold and brashly arrogant, since he knows that he can basically be as big an a**h**e as he wants to be, and he will never be fired for it.
by QuacksO December 24, 2018
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phil-job

When the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of "the shaft', held in place by a rubber band. Then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. To prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.
Dan: Hey, man where's my chopsticks?
Jaden: One sec, I'm giving myself a "phil-job".
by PDaniel February 22, 2011
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chum job

The act of doing Bukakki on a woman when she passes out usually 10 or more men to the point the woman's head is completely covered in cum
She cane to the party. & passed out so we pulled a chum job on her she woke up with her head glued to the floor.
by DillHole December 5, 2013
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