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marijuana by rotten ralph July 27, 2004
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Super Mario Kart
A Super Nintendo game made by Nintendo. The best Mario Kart game ever. Better than Mario Kart 64, better than Mario Kart Super Circuit, better than Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and better than Mario Kart DS.
Super Mario Kart by Soer Boerebroek January 9, 2006
U.S. Marines
A brotherhood of the worlds biggest, meanest, most badass, deadliest killing machines ever devised by God. They are the only branch of the military to become an official branch in a bar. When God made the first Marine, he took one look at his creation, shit himself, turned around, and ran back up to heaven. God left this earth because Marines rule it now. Chuck Norris even fears them.
Terrorist 1: Who are those jolly green giants with guns?
Terrorist 2: FUCK!!!!! RUN!!! ITS THE U.S. Marines!!! PRAY TO ALLAH TO PROTECT US!!!! FUCK!!!! THEY KILLED ALLAH!!!!
Terrorist 2: FUCK!!!!! RUN!!! ITS THE U.S. Marines!!! PRAY TO ALLAH TO PROTECT US!!!! FUCK!!!! THEY KILLED ALLAH!!!!
U.S. Marines by MrAssissininblack March 31, 2012
Marissa
a really hot chick that has mad makeout skills, but doesn't put out for just anyone...isn't easy. if a marissa likes you, totally go make out with her. she'll rock your world. hot body, cute/hot face. even if she has braces or glasses, she's still damn fine.every guy wants her. super funny and likes guy jokes.
dude, that marissa chick is so cool, she totally laughed at my black guy joke...shocker!
man, i made out with marissa last night, you were right, she does not disappoint!
oh my god, marissa is just too hot, im gunna have a woody all day now!
man, i made out with marissa last night, you were right, she does not disappoint!
oh my god, marissa is just too hot, im gunna have a woody all day now!
Marissa by hotchick34 July 13, 2009
marivi
a sexy nice girl who is such a good friend shes awesome pretty smart and everything you want in a person shes the best
marivi by dadaddadasome May 28, 2011
maria bamford
a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.
"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."
maria bamford by elnewton January 18, 2009