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Tattered Pink Sheet

When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
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Pink Sock Block

When you pink socked your girl’s ass so bad during first time anal she blocks your cock from getting anywhere near her brown button ever again.
I thought Rachel loved anal sex the other night the way she was screaming but tonight I got pink sock blocked so I’m done.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
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my gun is pink

If your gun is pink, it means you are girl who is attracted to girls (lesbian).
Libby: "what colour is your gun"
Molly: "my gun is pink"
by drunkwithcocacola July 11, 2023
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abnormally pink wiener

A penis belonging to someone of red hair and rather pale skin, suggesting that their genitalia would carry an abnormally pink hue.
David Caruso sure seems tough in CSI: Miami until you remember that he's totin' around an abnormally pink wiener.
by Drew n Mike KICK ASS April 20, 2006
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The Pink Drink

The Pink Drink is when you give a blowjob to a man with high dozes of alcohol in his blood. When the dick becomes erect, all that blood with the alcohol goes there. Then when sucked, you get the sensation of having alcohol in your mouth. Works well for drunk drivers and teetotals.
*at a party*
Mike: Did you hear that Jane took The Pink Drink from Dave?
James: Ye, she sucked it real good.
by Lemmu July 30, 2020
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Pink Zero

One's anus, or the act of mooning helpless pricks while spreading your steamed hams wide open -- bestowing upon them a gaping bubble gum ring, which will forever be burned into their mind.
He was shirtless and badmouthing my Punky Brewster box set so I dropped trou, spread em wide and shot him the pink zero when he turned around.
by KILLY PISTOL December 7, 2009
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pink cock

guy 1: I was bangin this girl last night an got a pink cock.

guy 2: what's a pink cock?.

guy 1: when you bang a girl and you gave her a pink sock and get you're foreskin ripped off.
by dankdoug69 March 6, 2017
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