fackin smackin hat batch

A perfect girl 10 out of 10. aka FSHB
instead of fuckin smoking hot bitch the a's substitute for i's. theres a name for every type from 1-10. 7-10 is batch range. 5-6 botch range. 1-4 butch range.

Man that blondes with big tits is a FACKIN SMACKIN HAT BATCH!!!

by CHOWS July 1, 2007

Magic Hat Number 9

After ejaculating in a condom, you quickly pull it off and put it over a girls head, then punch her in the face and say "abracadabra!"

I finished off the night with a Magic Hat Number 9, and she disappeared after that.

by Angel15w January 16, 2009

texas ball hat

a parody to the lunch food that i hate called texas straw hat but in this case it is when a man puts his sack on a girls head and jus sits it there. This can also be called a texas sack hat.

jenny: what are you doin?
steve: my balls are really heavy so im gonna sit them on your head!!
jenny: ohh okay i guess
steve: this is your new texas ball hat
jenny: okay and yeah these things are pretty heavy

by goonersteve February 1, 2008

hats are for cool people only

wear them or you are a big fat gay person and just wear them

hats are for cool people only

by njdcdhggfgveghfghsghgvtytdffdm March 19, 2019

Fuzzy button hat trick

Tongue punching 3 trucker's fart box

Jose is the leader of Operation fuzzy button hat trick.

by BreezyBoyd September 12, 2021

katch ei hat a lie

A Jamaican phrase meaning to put your hat at the side of your head.

Fatha depo
Fatha ?
Fully

Katch ei hat a lie ? Rich a lie

by Kendaley October 1, 2022

Dirty Dick Hat Trick

When one has vaginal intercourse with at least three women in a day without washing his penis.

(Is generally abbreviated to DDHT)

Friend #1: Last spring break I totally pulled off a DDHT!

Friend #2: Dude, what's a DDHT???

Friend #1: The Dirty Dick Hat Trick bro!

by TheChoctawCountyKid December 7, 2017