*Drops the printer, printer inevitably lands on foot*
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!
by Lefty Power 123 December 30, 2022
Get the Footmug. by Goat91 February 26, 2020
Get the FOOTmug. Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
Get the French Foot-Massagemug. dumbass: what's that part that connects the foot to your leg again?
joe: you mean your ank-
dumbass: FOOT NECK
joe: you mean your ank-
dumbass: FOOT NECK
by wordwhore October 13, 2019
Get the foot neckmug. by Super Mr. Manners June 8, 2019
Get the hiking footmug. "Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"
by the soggiest bread November 16, 2015
Get the Foot fishingmug. 