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HAHAHA! WHAT!? I don't think that's how that works but OK. Kind of. I mean, what did the guy who did the shooting actually say was the reason he did it? Because it's probably just that (to the extent he has the capacity to articulate his grievance)
Hym "Nope. YOU failed. You tried to tell me that I failed and YOU failed, shit-head. Like, the national guard BEING THERE... Was supposed to prevent that. They were supposed to scare crazy-evil people into not doing crime and/or actively prevent the crime from happening as it's happening... And then look what happened. Not only did they NOT DO THAT EVEN A LITTLE BIT... But also they were the VICTIMS OF THE CRIME. That's like ME getting murdered in a mass shooting. I mean... It's like they are trying to 'manifest' things. Right? It also seems like the approval rating goes up or down at my behest. So that's neat. I say down! Shut it all down! No more approval for shit-heads! And yes Alex. I do exist. I'm like a real guy. I got a little baby dick and everything. I live in an apartment. And I am existing so fucking hard right now you would not believe. A lot harder then those fucking national guardsman, that's for sure. Because, uh, they do not do that anymore... Umm... Right. Sorry for your loss, by the way. Whoever thought having the national guard fucking stand around out there was a good idea... Does the national guard not have a plan for that? Like... The American military... doesn't have a plan... For what to do... If a guy with a gun... Tries to shoot them while the are standing around? What?"
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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wannabe-fail

someone that tried to be a wannabe of someone, yet they failed to achieve their goals
Karen, my next door neighbor came back home from trying to make it in Hollywood, what a wannabe-fail she is!
by momentsbylori January 2, 2026
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drop the failbomb

a phrase used to say that someone is going to fail in the near future
Human 1: Hey, did you hear that the 6th grader Evan is gonna fight that 8th grader Carl?
Human 2: Doesn't Carl have a blackbelt in karate?
Human 1: Yeah.
Human 2: Dude, Evan is gonna drop the failbomb
by slimjoe321 May 18, 2009
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bucket of failer

omg, dude ur a bucket of failer
by puppy-girl November 10, 2009
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epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.
Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"
by the_riviera_kid October 10, 2010
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MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer)

Verb.

Origin: City of the tele-retarded. Jersey Shore.
MTV: Motivated to Fail (In Life) Viewer.
Man! Whats up with him or her failing/not showing up to this class? Must be an MTV (Motivated to Fail Viewer).
by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011
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epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
by digitteknohippie August 3, 2012
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