Lee Valley Dutch Hoe

when you try to screw the little guy out of all his money.

I have a friend named Pat, and he's really getting the "lee valley dutch hoe" from a shitty tool company.

by Lee Valley July 29, 2025

Dutch Shovel

Oh, you wish you knew...

"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

Dutch ass pianist

A tall ass Dutch pianist, who is a smartass and misuses the word cracker.

Man this Dutch ass pianist just called my 1 year old son a cracker.

by Emirat October 26, 2019

The dutch effect

When you have to shit soon after eating a heavy and/or greasy meal, usually breakfast.

Where is the bathroom, the dutch effect is hitting me hard.

by Rk0281 August 3, 2017

Dutch Crunch

While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.

Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.

by DRoclc August 9, 2018

Dutch warship

A dutch gutter but including 3 or more people on a couch.

Ikea couches are not rated to withstand a Dutch warship.

by Good luck bru June 14, 2022

Dutch Gas Chamber

Dutch Gas Chamber
Farting in an actual sauna.

I was sitting in the sauna at the gym and some guy in there turned it into a Dutch Gas Chamber.

by soccs11 January 5, 2025