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Spanner Dog

A Spanner Dog refers to those of the human species that are well below the average intelligence. A Spanner Dog will resemble a mouthbreathing, dough banging idiot of a bloke. Common traits include vacant looks, low levels of comprehension, mouth agape, drooling, possible lazy eye.
“God, that Richie is a real Spanner Dog”

“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”

“You’re being a real spanner dog, just
by Spanner dog January 10, 2020
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Skinny dog

A skinny dog that needs to be fed
Norman azar has a skinny dog that needs to be fed
by Norman azar January 26, 2020
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Creep-dog

A sketchy Guy who always asks to wash your dog & releases “the poison” on his girlfriend’s face, while asleep.
Oh man, you’re such a creep-dog for jizzing on your sleeping girlfriend’s face!
by Freckles8221 January 30, 2020
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Ruffus The Dog

If someone says you look like Ruffus or Ruffus The Dog, it means you have a big forehead and no jawline. However, even though this is a term used to be offensive, you can get them back by saying Un Poco Loco!

Bahamian slang
Girl 1: "Girl, you look like Ruffus The Dog, don't play with me!"
Girl 2: "If I look like Ruffus The Dog, you must be Un Poco Loco!"
by birkenstock101 February 6, 2020
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JoJo Dog

A type of animal that only exists in the JoJo franchise. If you have one of these. Get the funeral starting. They never live.
Friend 1: Hey dude I finally got a JoJo dog!
Friend 2: How much are you saving for the funeral?
Friend 1: What do you mean fune-
JoJo dog: *dies*
Friend 1: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by ParadoxD May 12, 2020
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droopy dog

a sad dog who is also the most romantic and sweethearted
by droopy dog June 7, 2020
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Cardboard dog

A shriveled up dick. Used as an insult more than literally
Tom: Shut the fuck up Izzy you cardboard dog I hate you
Izzy: WTF!????!?!!!!!
by Tomcablehater2 August 3, 2020
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