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Piping Cold 

The act of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with one or more partners. Discovered by two young scholars once coming across a Dunkin Donuts advertisement for ice cold beverages.
1. Malcolm: Hey bruh, you might wanna take this Magnum, who knows, you might get lucky tonight.

Martin: 1. I get lucky EVERY night. and 2. *slaps condom to the ground* I dont need those. I Pipe Cold.

2. Amber: OMG those Phi Psi guys are so attractive, cultured, and in shape. I'd let any and every one of them pipe cold.

Katt: You're disgusting.

3. Thank the BasedGod for the day after pill. I'd be a not so proud father of 7 if it weren't for these things because i stay Piping Cold.
Piping Cold by The Hood Sage June 16, 2011
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as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.
"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"
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piss cold 

when your to cold for words
its piss cold im freezing my nips off
piss cold by libz an em June 11, 2006

Russian Cold Medicine

Vodka or drink with vodka in it.
I had a cold so i took some Russian Cold Medicine and i passed out.
Russian Cold Medicine by Zachmac22 November 14, 2009

all hot tubs cold 

The term "all hot tubs cold" refers to the disapproval of ones current condition. Also, this phrase has been utilized in the Dave Chapelle show. In which Chapelle really cracks my ass up.
Man, I hate on any nogga...I hate on a nogga with shoes , with a wife, man I hate cars, I hate all the actors all the rappers man, I want all hot tubs cold...!

Ice Cold Fuck 

Ice cold fuck! I can't find my god damn keys.

4 Year cold 

This is a cold that only one person possesses.This individual has been through the best of times and the worst. God speed.....Ryan O'hara
"Poor, poor o'hara, he can fill a whole bag with used tissues within a 2 hour period..."
4 Year cold by DC_Master October 18, 2003