closet camper

Someone who is so gay wears high heals talks gay and still try's to say they not gay even when friends ask them

You are a closet camper Adrian. Just come out all ready we know you are gay

by Cullum21 March 8, 2017

Clasen

Clasen is a surname of a laidback and great human being. Clasen is a famous name in history and every meber of the family have pure royal blood. A Clasen is often described as a person with a great personality and a huge heart (penis). A Clasen will allso go to great lengths to protect the innocent if he gets to kick ass. A Clasen will allso be a big fan of gardening as long as it does not get in the way of kicking ass. A Clasen is allso very smart by nature even if the grades don't reflect that. Clasen has german origin, but has spread to many corners in the world. Clasen is often used to described someone who is awesome by nature.

Person 1: Have you seen instert name Clasen?

Person 2: Yea, he seems realy cool and down to earth.

Person 1: I heard instert name is realy good in bed aswell.

Person 2: Yea. I have experienced it first hand. It's not a lie.

Person 1: Damm. I wish I was more like Clasen.

by Not Clasen April 18, 2017

Close your casket

Southern slang for "shut your mouth"

You better close your casket! (After talking back, etc.) Almost like "I brought you in this world I can take you out", as southern parents like to say.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017

close the market

Get married

I think I found the one. Im ready to close the market.

by PokitoDaKing June 6, 2017

closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice

I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice

by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017

Closet Fun

When 1 or 2 person involved in a relationship or sex, is secretly gay or other words ( In the closet )

Hey, I get you're not completely out of the closet.. but, since you told me ..maybe we can have a lil' closet fun ?

by Oka-Senpai July 1, 2017

Closescoper

Someone in a first person shooter who is so fucking good with a sniper that they use it even in close range and still somehow manage to beat your ass when you try to shotgun or sub-machine gun them.

1: Why am I so bad now?
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017