by LilJosephinetheillest May 13, 2021
Get the Buffalo candymug. by anonymous November 30, 2022
Get the swallow a candy wholemug. The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
Get the The candy machinemug. by Powerslug March 11, 2024
Get the copper candymug. 
by Dead Stu April 14, 2022
Get the Candy shopmug.