Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.

While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

Attackomaniac

A fan that bases his or her choices around the interests of the Attack of the Show.

If I hated Ninja Warrior, you could probably call me an attackomaniac

by XC0724 December 9, 2007

attacksion

when you are invading and/or attacking somewhere or something or someone.

We're under attacksion! jk its just ur mom.

by <3 poppu July 5, 2010

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

cak attacked

A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.

Kim was cak attacked.

by The Finch February 27, 2004

the elephants have attacked china!

you can't defeat the truth

the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!

by Agent_smith August 31, 2017

attacne

attack of acne

I've got all this attacne on my chin and my date is tomorrow!

by capnsmartass July 8, 2011